hotel room ftw
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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