Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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