i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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