its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Barsexuality is the new black.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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