You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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