Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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