this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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