he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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