I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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