is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
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