it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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