is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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