They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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