So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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