Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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