Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I am puke
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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