So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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