: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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