You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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