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• (661): View more from California

  Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.

  (702): View more from Nevada

  Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome

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• (845): View more from New York

  Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.

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• (949): View more from California

  I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  this st patricks day sucks

  (815): View more from Illinois

  ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends

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  Pharmasutra?

  (702): View more from Nevada

  Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms

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