I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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