i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
you never un-have a 4some
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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