when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
