absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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