I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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