i permit you to call me
I didn't shave. On purpose
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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