lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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