hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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