Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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