This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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