Can Purell be used as lube?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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