he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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