you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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