i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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