I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Randomize
