dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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