Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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