Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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