Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
