I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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