overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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