Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
