I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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