like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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