i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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