My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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