OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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