we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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