I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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