BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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