Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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