just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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