glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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