we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
a search helicopter?!
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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