stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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