Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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