she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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