Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I cannot find my penis.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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