wake up i wanna do it froggy style
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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