Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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